Did ya'll know that tomorrow, March 20th, is Alien Abduction Day?!?!?! Who knew? I sure didn't and when I found out, I decided to see what I needed to do to NOT be abducted by those goofy looking little creatures! Ewww! Their big eyes like totally creep me out! My brain is not open for business....no reading by creepy, height-challenged little strangers!
So - the answer is..........aluminum foil! Get that! Apparently, if we wear aluminum foil hats to sheild our brains, then it acts like a Faraday cage and stops the aliens from being able to read our minds. Whoa, that is soooooo cool.
So, Frolics, even though there is not much to read in your little brain; other than how to fetch sticks and look so stinkin' cute, I really don't want to loose you so we need to make you a hat right away!
Now, sit still Frolics! I know it's making a weird noise but you gotta sit still so I can get the size right!! That's a good boy!
THERE! Perfect fit! Now you are protected from any kinda alien that might want to abduct you for their own! Ha, you actually look pretty darned cute in it too! Frolics, everything's cute on you!
Oh, and I need to go and tell all the girls and Trey as well. They need to make their own aluminum foil hats for tomorrow! I hope we have enough foil left for everybody.